GAO Strikes (Out) Again
December 16, 2011 in GAO Report
The hunt for anecdotal evidence continues! The GAO, after getting rid of the entire team that botched its first attempted hatchet job on career colleges, sent in team #2 in search nasty stories to tell. All on the taxpayer dime, of course.
What did they come up with?
Well, they tried to send fake students into 15 different online college programs. Three schools caught on that the high school diplomas were fake and denied entry. Another six did absolutely everything right. In fact, they even went above and beyond, reaching out to those fake students outside the class to help them succeed—not knowing, of course, that the “students” were intentionally flopping the class. (I’m sure the instructors are thrilled to know they were wasting all that time and worry on fake students.)
So, that’s 9 out of 15 schools that passed this little attempted “gotcha” sting with a perfect A+.
What about the remaining minority? One of them gave a student who turned in shoddy work a C-, which is a pretty shoddy grade. But it should have been worse, I guess? The GAO seems to think it’s a big deal. Two other schools caught fake students plagiarizing (good on those schools!) but didn’t kick the students out of class. That doesn’t mean the students got away with it; it just means they didn’t get kicked out.
So there. That’s the anecdotal evidence the GAO came up with. And the GAO itself is quick to stress that it’s all anecdotal. “The experience of each of our undercover students is unique and cannot be generalized to other students taking courses offered by the for-profit colleges we tested or to other for-profit or nonprofit colleges,” says the GAO report.
So a minority of schools did some things the GAO didn’t like. Nothing illegal, mind you. And nothing you can make any generalizations about. Just some things the GAO thinks should have been handled differently. Think they’d find anything different if they pulled the same stunt at 15 state-run community colleges?
Think they’d ever dare to try it?







